Sporting

Amateur Jumping

Drew's alter ego is a corny sportscaster, here interviewing amateur jumper Titus right before a big bound recorded live at the jumping field. In the background you'll notice that one young fanatic had removed his pants. Shortly after the jump was filmed security did arrive and detain the young man until he agreed to comply with public decency standards.

Martial Arts

Myself and Titus got locked out whilst Jon & Mike were napping inside (story not worth explaining). I panicked. Then BAM, I kicked the door in. If you ever meet an opportunity to kick in your front door, take it, you will feel like a ninja or a SWAT cop. Do consider if yours is a door that can be kicked in; otherwise you won't feel very ninja-like waiting for the locksmith to arrive.

dramatization

Dance Off

Truly. Titus' preschool held a dance competition featuring Latin bull-fighter dance, Riverdance tap, Broadway cane dance, clown dance, holstein and ballerina dance...and Titus' class was like, dweeb dance? Not sure, but at any rate their farcical costumes were priceless. They placed dead last in their division, and the head teacher texted: 虽然我们只得了三等奖， 但宝贝们表现真的很棒， 在我们心里宝贝们就是第一名！"Although we only achieved third prize, still the darlings' performance was really great; in our hearts the darlings are number one!" And so we never stop smiling at the cheesy stuff going down at preschool.

Enough Sports

This is how one feels after strenuous sporting.