UMM HELLO delusional Mister Crayfish what are you doing on a busy city street?
Just trying to cross it, right. Brilliant.
Fearing that he would become a crayfish pancake under the tires of 1,000,000 cars speeding by, we had no choice but to carry out an aggressive relocation plan involving a black bag.
See! Water, minnows, grass, mud -- NO SPEEDING CAR TIRES -- you'll be safe here.
But Mister Crayfish was not appreciative. He was ticked.
Like a boxer, a scorpion boxer, he was bouncy on his toes and kept his fists up and ready to strike.
His beady little eyes darted around, sizing up each potential opponent as he slowly backed toward the water. He was ready to fight to the death.
Smooth, real smooth.
You didn't see that three inch cliff behind you and now you've fallen and can't get up.
You thought it was all over, but see, Titus is trying to help you not harm you.
Uprighted but unconvinced, Mister Crayfish recovers his on-guard stance and resumes backing away until his body is half-submerged in the water. Then a moment's pause and suddenly, swiftly, a flash of exoskeleton tail as he spin-dives into the water and out of sight.
Farewell! We saved your life today, but don't mention it.
Wishing you -- you, yes you reading this right now -- a very happy weekend.
counting the graces
thank you Father for
random fun things to do everyday with children, like rescuing a crayfish
looking forward to seeing YeYe and NaiNai on Skype!
I & II Thes, packed with good words
another glimpse of what the future might be
hope for loved ones who are in tough spots, always hope!
apologies and forgiveness
biking home in a pleasant drizzle, and making it inside before the downpour
Drew is good at his job, I appreciate his intelligence, people skills, commitment and hard work
Yafei's invitation to lunch
Magnolia blooms
A good laugh always feel so good!
ReplyDelete-the Scisciani family
yes! laughter is essential for life. I'm happy to hear this crayfish made you laugh too.
DeleteLove your blog and ability to love life in all its guises. Miss you all, Lyn & Alan xx
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness, we miss you too! truly.
Deleteyou have a zest for life that's persisted for decades. I hope to follow your example.